I’m bored as shit with Facebook these days; it’s always the same routine: 1. log on, 2. reject an invite to some gay-ass hawaiian-themed clubbing party, 3. decline a request to install some random Facebook Application, which allows me to find out my Transvestite Pirate Hooker name (FYI “Mei-Long Wang-Hook”), 4. quick scan for titties, [...]
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The 4 Greatest Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfucks
Category: Haterade, Wait...wat?A “Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfuck” occurs when you hear a song on the radio and mistake it for a love song, only to find out later from the uncensored CD version, that it’s really about casting one’s seed inside a Brazillian stripper named Lupe (that one’s for you, Mr. Ham).