Posts tagged with 'Hobos'

UnFC: Six Ways to Make UFC Less t3h Gay

By Uncle Jemima | Category: Good Bidness

I was watching one of those weekend UFC reruns the other day and began to think to myself: “this could definitely be less gay”. While I enjoy the idea of two bald crazies beating each other’s shit in, I wish they’d do so in a less cock2ass fashion.

Hobo Marketing 101

By Uncle Jemima | Category: Haterade

As a regular walker of downtown streets and an occasional fueling factor of the hobo economy, it often saddens me to see underpeforming hobos. An underperforming hobo, according to the Pretty Pancakes dictionary, is one who is not rising up to his or her full potential in terms of fund-generating ability.