Lust, greed, vanity, envy, wrath, gluttony, and sloth. The 7 Deadly Sins. Just an extension of the Ten Commandments really – an artificial list of rules created by horny, fat, stingy, lazy, petty, short-tempered narcissists to continue controlling the minds of the meek through fear and coercion. Read More
7 Deadly Signs of Hypocrisy
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How to Successfully NOT Sell Your Shit on Craigslist
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One trip to Craigslist.org is all it takes to remind me of just how straight up Tom Cruise-Weeeeeeetarded people are when they’re trying to sell you their shit. These days, you can find everything on good old CL, from a job, to a car, to an iPod, to a "massage therapist" that charges "200 roses" for an hour, if you catch my drift.
Pedophile Koala Rapist
Category: Wait...wat?
I play Scrabble, almost religiously so. Instead of going clubbing or drinking on the weekends, I like to stay at home, slip into my footy pajamas, pop open a bottle of 40, and get my Scrabble on. Read More
7 Things I Hate About Jon & Kate Plus 8
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Jon and Kate are like any old fashion American family: Kate’s a sassy, border-line OCD, Caucasian woman, married to Jon, a sarcastic, 1/4 Korean man who’s slightly balding - Yep, as American as ketchup with Mac N’ Cheese. They also have kids…A LOT of kids. Read More