We have a million different ways to say hello. Greetings – even the word itself is a greeting. But aside from the things we say when greeting each other, there are also some things that we do. As a public service, I will now attempt to analyze our most commonly used gestures so that you, the reader, won’t look like a dumbass the next time you meet someone. Read More
Greetings and Salutations!
Category: Wait...wat?7 Stunning MSN Conversationalists You’ve Probably Talked To
Category: Haterade
I enjoy a spanking MSN session just like any other chap. The medium gives you the appearance of wit because you’re not bound by that pesky thing called “response time.” Try stepping away from face to face conversation to Google that semi-related Simpsons quote and not have the other person think you’re batshit insane. Read More
UnFC: Six Ways to Make UFC Less t3h Gay
Category: Good Bidness
I was watching one of those weekend UFC reruns the other day and began to think to myself: “this could definitely be less gay”. While I enjoy the idea of two bald crazies beating each other’s shit in, I wish they’d do so in a less cock2ass fashion. Read More
To Hell with Heaven!
Category: Haterade
I believe that when we die… we die, simple as that. We go as frivolously as we came. I understand that the concept isn’t easy to accept, but reality often isn’t. However, many people are unable to accept the notion of death, and so they turn to irrational superstitions to explain the unexplainable. Religion; it’s simply a placeholder for the unknown, a substitute for understanding. Read More
The 4 Greatest Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfucks
Category: Haterade, Wait...wat?
A “Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfuck” occurs when you hear a song on the radio and mistake it for a love song, only to find out later from the uncensored CD version, that it’s really about casting one’s seed inside a Brazillian stripper named Lupe (that one’s for you, Mr. Ham). Read More