The Pretty Pancakes staff are an eclectic bunch who’ve managed to piece together words of the English language to make somewhat coherent sentences.

They now offer these works of “genius” on the wonderful medium that is the inter-blogosphere - meet the team!

Uncle Jemima

Uncle Jemima was born and raised twenny somethin’ years ago on the outskirts of a Soviet village to a family of polar bears. His interests include reality television, celebrity gossip, rap music and domestic violence. Uncle J’s role model is Street Fighter’s Zangief and in his spare time, he enjoys blogging about t3h hate and showing his ginormous muscles to the bitchez.

th1rt3en

An individual outsider inspired by the outside of the box, insane and outspoken, using the internet as an outlet to present an insightful outlook of the ins and outs of the inner workings of the outer world.

And he likes dolphins. A lot.

Iam Ham

A good writinger who has wroted about many thing.

He eated the purple berries…

- they taste like burning.