When CNN and its various political pundits began talkin’ bout all this “what exactly did John McCain do wrong?” and “why did McCain lose the election?” bullshit, I couldn’t help but think up of my own list of reasons for how the Maverick got out-Maverick’d (my friends) on his way to the h-white house. So, [...]
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Four MTV Rap Reality Shows I’d like to See Next
So it looks like 50 Cent is the next rapper in line to host his own reality show. Apparently, MTV’s latest gem, “50 Cent presents: The Money and the Power”, will feature yo boy Fiddy giving up 100 g’s to whoever can “master the business skills that took 50 Cent off the streets”. Business skills?! [...]
The Facebook Wall Pwn Showdown
I’m bored as shit with Facebook these days; it’s always the same routine: 1. log on, 2. reject an invite to some gay-ass hawaiian-themed clubbing party, 3. decline a request to install some random Facebook Application, which allows me to find out my Transvestite Pirate Hooker name (FYI “Mei-Long Wang-Hook”), 4. quick scan for titties, [...]
Greetings and Salutations!
We have a million different ways to say hello. Greetings – even the word itself is a greeting. But aside from the things we say when greeting each other, there are also some things that we do. As a public service, I will now attempt to analyze our most commonly used gestures [...]
The 4 Greatest Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfucks
A “Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfuck” occurs when you hear a song on the radio and mistake it for a love song, only to find out later from the uncensored CD version, that it’s really about casting one’s seed inside a Brazillian stripper named Lupe (that one’s for you, Mr. Ham).