All 'Haterade' posts

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Miami (St)Inks

By Uncle Jemima

When Miami (st)Ink first premiered on the TLCz, I remember being all over the show like Kobe Bryant on a white girl. What made the show teh c00lz back in the day, was the same thing that makes tattoos (the show’s focus) cool: the mystery, the uniqueness, the HIV risk, the badass-ness.

Hobo Marketing 101

By Uncle Jemima

As a regular walker of downtown streets and an occasional fueling factor of the hobo economy, it often saddens me to see underpeforming hobos. An underperforming hobo, according to the Pretty Pancakes dictionary, is one who is not rising up to his or her full potential in terms of fund-generating ability.