Lust, greed, vanity, envy, wrath, gluttony, and sloth. The 7 Deadly Sins. Just an extension of the Ten Commandments really – an artificial list of rules created by horny, fat, stingy, lazy, petty, short-tempered narcissists to continue controlling the minds of the meek through fear and coercion.
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How to Successfully NOT Sell Your Shit on Craigslist
One trip to Craigslist.org is all it takes to remind me of just how straight up Tom Cruise-Weeeeeeetarded people are when they’re trying to sell you their shit. These days, you can find everything on good old CL, from a job, to a car, to an iPod, to a "massage therapist" that charges "200 roses" [...]
7 Things I Hate About Jon & Kate Plus 8
Jon and Kate are like any old fashion American family: Kate’s a sassy, border-line OCD, Caucasian woman, married to Jon, a sarcastic, 1/4 Korean man who’s slightly balding - Yep, as American as ketchup with Mac N’ Cheese. They also have kids…A LOT of kids.
Fuck Babies
Fuck babies and those “baby on board” signs. Do people actually think, that by hanging these signs on the back of their car, that the person behind them will drive more carefully?
Keep Diddy off the Internetz
When Diddy first debuted Making the Band 2 a couple of years back, I was an instant fan. The show featured the formation (and disformation, wtf?!) of Da Band, a rap group with quite possibly the most unoriginal band name in the history of music.