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6 Things That Happen In Tetris That Piss Me Off
A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.
Asinine Catchphrases Retards Online (Namely You) May Speak
You know what I’m talking about: omg, lol, omglol, etc – I mean… et cetera. Centuries of developing the English language has been pwned by a couple of n00bs on teh interbutt. Webster, Compton and Oxford undoubtedly writhe in their graves every time my bff jill [...]
7 Stunning MSN Conversationalists You’ve Probably Talked To
I enjoy a spanking MSN session just like any other chap. The medium gives you the appearance of wit because you’re not bound by that pesky thing called “response time.” Try stepping away from face to face conversation to Google that semi-related Simpsons quote and not have the other person think you’re batshit [...]
To Hell with Heaven!
I believe that when we die… we die, simple as that. We go as frivolously as we came. I understand that the concept isn’t easy to accept, but reality often isn’t. However, many people are unable to accept the notion of death, and so they turn to irrational superstitions to explain the unexplainable. [...]
The 4 Greatest Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfucks
A “Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfuck” occurs when you hear a song on the radio and mistake it for a love song, only to find out later from the uncensored CD version, that it’s really about casting one’s seed inside a Brazillian stripper named Lupe (that one’s for you, Mr. Ham).