Asinine Catchphrases Retards Online (Namely You) May Speak
You know what I’m talking about: omg, lol, omglol, etc – I mean… et cetera. Centuries of developing the English language has been pwned by a couple of n00bs on teh interbutt. Webster, Compton and Oxford undoubtedly writhe in their graves every time my bff jill [...]
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A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.
Category: HateradeGreetings and Salutations!
Category: Wait...wat?We have a million different ways to say hello. Greetings – even the word itself is a greeting. But aside from the things we say when greeting each other, there are also some things that we do. As a public service, I will now attempt to analyze our most commonly used gestures [...]
To Hell with Heaven!
Category: HateradeI believe that when we die… we die, simple as that. We go as frivolously as we came. I understand that the concept isn’t easy to accept, but reality often isn’t. However, many people are unable to accept the notion of death, and so they turn to irrational superstitions to explain the unexplainable. [...]
7 Deadly Signs of Hypocrisy
Category: HateradeLust, greed, vanity, envy, wrath, gluttony, and sloth. The 7 Deadly Sins. Just an extension of the Ten Commandments really – an artificial list of rules created by horny, fat, stingy, lazy, petty, short-tempered narcissists to continue controlling the minds of the meek through fear and coercion.
Pedophile Koala Rapist
Category: Wait...wat?I play Scrabble, almost religiously so. Instead of going clubbing or drinking on the weekends, I like to stay at home, slip into my footy pajamas, pop open a bottle of 40, and get my Scrabble on.