Author Archives: Iam Ham

6 Things That Happen In Tetris That Piss Me Off

By Iam Ham | Category: Haterade

Some men play sports. Other men gamble.
My game is gatdamn Tetris son.

7 Stunning MSN Conversationalists You’ve Probably Talked To

By Iam Ham | Category: Haterade

I enjoy a spanking MSN session just like any other chap. The medium gives you the appearance of wit because you’re not bound by that pesky thing called “response time.” Try stepping away from face to face conversation to Google that semi-related Simpsons quote and not have the other person think you’re batshit [...]

Mile High Airlines - My Idea for a Strip Club in the Air

By Iam Ham | Category: Good Bidness

7 Things I Hate About Jon & Kate Plus 8

By Iam Ham | Category: Haterade

Jon and Kate are like any old fashion American family: Kate’s a sassy, border-line OCD, Caucasian woman, married to Jon, a sarcastic, 1/4 Korean man who’s slightly balding - Yep, as American as ketchup with Mac N’ Cheese. They also have kids…A LOT of kids.