One trip to Craigslist.org is all it takes to remind me of just how straight up Tom Cruise-Weeeeeeetarded people are when they’re trying to sell you their shit. These days, you can find everything on good old CL, from a job, to a car, to an iPod, to a "massage therapist" that charges "200 roses" [...]
Author Archives: Uncle Jemima
Keep Diddy off the Internetz
Category: HateradeWhen Diddy first debuted Making the Band 2 a couple of years back, I was an instant fan. The show featured the formation (and disformation, wtf?!) of Da Band, a rap group with quite possibly the most unoriginal band name in the history of music.
Miami (St)Inks
Category: HateradeWhen Miami (st)Ink first premiered on the TLCz, I remember being all over the show like Kobe Bryant on a white girl. What made the show teh c00lz back in the day, was the same thing that makes tattoos (the show’s focus) cool: the mystery, the uniqueness, the HIV risk, the badass-ness.
Hobo Marketing 101
Category: HateradeAs a regular walker of downtown streets and an occasional fueling factor of the hobo economy, it often saddens me to see underpeforming hobos. An underperforming hobo, according to the Pretty Pancakes dictionary, is one who is not rising up to his or her full potential in terms of fund-generating ability.