When CNN and its various political pundits began talkin’ bout all this “what exactly did John McCain do wrong?” and “why did McCain lose the election?” bullshit, I couldn’t help but think up of my own list of reasons for how the Maverick got out-Maverick’d (my friends) on his way to the h-white house. So, [...]
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Four MTV Rap Reality Shows I’d like to See Next
Category: Wait...wat?So it looks like 50 Cent is the next rapper in line to host his own reality show. Apparently, MTV’s latest gem, “50 Cent presents: The Money and the Power”, will feature yo boy Fiddy giving up 100 g’s to whoever can “master the business skills that took 50 Cent off the streets”. Business skills?! [...]
The Facebook Wall Pwn Showdown
Category: Wait...wat?I’m bored as shit with Facebook these days; it’s always the same routine: 1. log on, 2. reject an invite to some gay-ass hawaiian-themed clubbing party, 3. decline a request to install some random Facebook Application, which allows me to find out my Transvestite Pirate Hooker name (FYI “Mei-Long Wang-Hook”), 4. quick scan for titties, [...]
UnFC: Six Ways to Make UFC Less t3h Gay
Category: Good BidnessI was watching one of those weekend UFC reruns the other day and began to think to myself: “this could definitely be less gay”. While I enjoy the idea of two bald crazies beating each other’s shit in, I wish they’d do so in a less cock2ass fashion.
The 4 Greatest Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfucks
Category: Haterade, Wait...wat?A “Wannabe HipHop Love Song Mindfuck” occurs when you hear a song on the radio and mistake it for a love song, only to find out later from the uncensored CD version, that it’s really about casting one’s seed inside a Brazillian stripper named Lupe (that one’s for you, Mr. Ham).