Definition:

Pretty Pancakes – a pack of petty, primitive, prepubescent, possibly pedophilic penis-penetrating-preteen-pussy punks posing persuasively as preeminent, publicly pronounced, prophecy-preaching, pundits probably publishing pretentious penmanship for personal purposes; promises of possible prostitutes perhaps?

Some more actual, factual gems

1. Only one PP contributor is actually literate.

2. While some websites specialize in Knick Knacks and Patty Whacks and others deal with Flap Jacks and Titty Slaps, PP is the only blog to ever combine all four.

3. Maintenance for the site is conducted nightly at 3:32 AM CST by 12 Costa Rican Howler monkeys.

4. Historically, the topics discussed on PP are devoid of any intellectual stimulus whatsoever.

5. Most people don’t realize that PP was the real inspiration behind the smash hit blockbuster, “Ali” starring Will Smith.

6. Contributors to PP have absolutely no problem with acquiring blogger-groupies (female only pls).

7. PP contributors will suck dick for some good blog ideas.

8. PP shot Pac.